6.17.2008

Dear Stalkers...

Hello our friendly neighborhood stalkers, 

Note: If you send send flowers anonymously to the hot chick and/or stud you are currently stalking, and they happen to call the shop wanting to know who sent them flowers....we will tell them who you are. 

So here is a helpful piece of advice: dont send flowers to somebody you are stalking, or at least come up with a funny alias. 

Thank you, have a lovely day.

Your friendly neighborhood florist, who is not presently stalking anyone. 

2 comments:

arlee said...

Oh, i loathe those customers. Bad as the ones who want to send dead flowers---who's rep suffers then?????

Valley Flower Company said...

seriously...why do people want to send dead flowers? i just dont get it, I had a woman come in and want me to put dead flowers in a coffin shaped box for a friends 40th birthday. ugh, so strange...